What did the orchestra teacher say when she sneezed?
I Have Malfunctioned What did the other orchestra teacher say when she sneezed? Hahaha I hate everyone :) Knock knock Who's there? Agent orange Agent orange who? Agent orange you glad you fought in Vietnam? Should a woman keep having babies after 39? No. 39 babies are enough. Yeah I've got a lot of zeros in my bank account $00.00 What did the lamb say to the tree Heloooo Thaarrr What did Sandra the plastic sheep say before she was boiled in hot water? Baa What did the cat say when it sneezed Excuse meow How did the lawyer die? He transformed into a moth and flew into the ceiling fan. How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Hit her in the forehead with a pipe What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? A baa humbug What did the sheep say on Christmas? "Fleece Navidad" How do you confuse a blonde? Hide in her ceiling and make strange noises. What do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. |
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